Well, it's rather embarrasing to be honest..
I euh.. I can't get a hard on anymore.
It's been like this for about a month, or three.
And its not like I really give a damn, but my girlfriend is getting really offended, you know.. since a few weeks it's the same crap over and over again; you don't love me anymore, do you still find me attractive, is there someone else, blablabla.. you know how it goes.. And i can't stand that bs anymore so here i am..
No i don't have someone else.. please, i just can't get it up anymore.. and it's not like I don't try.. I've tried about everything there is to try.. and so did she, if you catch my drift..
Imagining my girl is someone else; no efect, watching porn; no effect, and really, I've tried every sort of porn there is; softcore, hardcore, anal, lesbian, gangbang, bdsm, piss and shit, milfs, asian, hairy, hell, I even watched bestiality and goddamn guy on guy porn.. Everything there is to watch I've watched; no effect..
What? Urologists? Tests?
I'm really not going to let some stranger check out my semi-dead cock up close..
It's been hard enough to come to you..
Haha, yeah, at least that's hard. But really; taking it out and showing it to god knows who? Not gonna happen..
Look, can't you just give me medication or something 'cause it ain't funny no more..
Ah, nevermind, forget I was ever here..
Thanks for nothing..