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Fri Jul 3, 2009, 7:09 AM
Hello, Jay Hawk speaking. Could you connect me through to mr. Vasiliev?
Not available?
Yes, he is..
Why is his car standing outside then? And I'm quite sure I saw him go in about ten minutes ago. He didn't come back out though.
Yes, I'll hold.
Thank you..
Vasiliev? Jay Hawk here. I'm calling about the purchase I made last week.
You could say that.
What? The problem being?
One is sick and the other's nearly dead.
Listen, I paid good money for them.. The least I expect is some healthy cattle that'll earn itself back.
No, they won't! If I leave them like this a bit longer I'm going to be stuck with two dead whores. What the hell am I going to do with two dead whores? Do you think anyone will pay for a blowjob from a dead chick?
Look, I want two new ones.
I don't care where you get them from. All I care about is getting worth for my money.
Two! I paid for two healthy whores so I get two healthy whores.
No, you listen; if I don't have two healthy whores by the end of the week you can sell women from a prisoncell, you commie asswipe..
OK, ok.. Call me when you got some news..
And don't try to pull another trick on me or you'll be sorry..
yeah, yeah, yeah.. Whatever..
Oh, Vasiliev?
Send someone over to pick up these sick cows, They smell of disease.
Ok.. In one hour? Perfect..
See ya..

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: The Cramps; Stay sick
  • Reading: Marisha Pessl; Special topics on calamity physics
  • Watching: Ill pornostar arrives.
  • Playing: No English, no money.
  • Eating: Two things;
  • Drinking: a cock like a stallion and an iron will.

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