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Charity

Sun Jul 12, 2009, 6:14 AM
He was convinced she was going home with him. He paid for her drinks and kissed her ass all night long, for nothing. By the time she was totally wasted she told him L'Hotel Dieu was still open, next thing she'd fallen asleep so he just left without her.
I wouldn't know, probably just drunk talk.. Never heard of a Hotel Dieu..
Yeah, ok.. You finish up here, I'll get her out of here.
*Guy walks over to the sofa the woman fell asleep on
Hey lady, wake up. We're closi.. What the fuck?! You drunk piece of shit! You threw up all over my new jacket! Get up, you skank! Hey!
David? I think we have a problem.. Come over here..
Well.. We could call an ambulance but that's going to be such a hassle..
Personally I think we should just pick her up and dump her outside somewhere.
Please, it's 5 in the morning and she's dead anyway so it won't really matter.
She not breathing and I don't feel a pulse. That's dead in my book. Besides, she threw up on my jacket, she doesn't deserve a damn ambulance.
If anyone comes here asking questions we just say she left, drunk as hell. Who's going to know she died in here in stead of on the street?
It's not a big deal, people die all the time when they've had too much to drink and fall asleep. Especially in the wintertime, especially outside.
look, it's not like we killed her, we're just.. We're just getting rid of her.
Do you want to wait for an ambulance? Do you want to explain to the cops why she died in your bar?
Thank you.
Just a second, I'm going to see if she's got any money left, she didn't pay for her drinks so..
Sweet.. 200.. that should be enough to get my jacket drycleaned..
You want some too?
It's not like shes going to need it anytime soon.
Oh well, your loss.. Let's get rid of her, I wanna go to bed.
I'll take her by the shoulders, you take her legs and we'll dump her across the street.
*Two guys carry the woman out, dump her across the street and lock up the bar
David.. See you on monday.
Yeah, you too..

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